{"id":1654,"date":"2016-10-28T07:10:42","date_gmt":"2016-10-28T06:10:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pensalla.cat\/?p=1654"},"modified":"2016-10-26T10:05:22","modified_gmt":"2016-10-26T09:05:22","slug":"qui-som-don-venim-a-on-anem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pensalla.cat\/?p=1654","title":{"rendered":"Qui som, d&#8217;on venim, a on anem?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-top:0px;\t\r\npadding-right:0px;\r\npadding-bottom:0px;\r\npadding-left:0px;\r\nmargin-top:0px;\r\nmargin-right:0px;\r\nmargin-bottom:0px;\r\nmargin-left:0px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" \r\n\t\t\t\t        data-url=\"https:\/\/pensalla.cat\/?p=1654\" \r\n\t\t\t\t        data-via=\"jjofra\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-text=\"Qui som, d'on venim, a on anem?\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-related=\"\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-count=\"none\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-hashtags=\"\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-lang=\"autoLANGauto\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-counturl=\"pensalla.cat\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-size=\"medium\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-dnt=\"false\"\t> Tweet <\/a> <\/div>\r\n\t\t                <script>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    !function(d,s,id) {\r\n\t\t\t\t\t      var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\r\n\t\t\t\t\t      if(!d.getElementById(id)) {\r\n\t\t\t\t\t       js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);\r\n\t\t\t\t\t      }\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    }\r\n\t\t\t\t\t   (document,\"script\",\"twitter-wjs\");\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    <\/script><div>\n<div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Avui farem honor al nom del programa, &#8220;Joan Jofra t\u2019ho resol&#8221;, i resoldrem, intern\u00e0uticament, \u00a0les tres preguntes que els homes sempre s\u2019han fet: qui som, d\u2019on venim, a on anem?<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>I les resoldrem explicant les comunitats que s\u2019han creat a Internet per donar sentit a la nostra vida i que tots vosaltres haur\u00edeu de con\u00e8ixer i, fins i tot, de venerar.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Abans de comen\u00e7ar deixeu-me agrair la inspiraci\u00f3 per aquest tema que em va donar un <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ara.cat\/opinio\/empar-moliner-solucio-definitiva-independencia_0_1672632727.html\">genial article de l&#8217;Empar Moliner<\/a>, el 20 d\u2019octubre al diari Ara que es deia \u2018La soluci\u00f3 definitiva per a la independ\u00e8ncia!&#8217;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Som-hi<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><b>Qui som?<\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Per fer-ho ras i curt, som els seguidors del <a href=\"https:\/\/ca.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster\">Monstre d\u2019Espaguetis Volador<\/a>, en versi\u00f3 anglesa: &#8216;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster\">Flying Spaghetti Monster<\/a>\u2019, el <a href=\"http:\/\/spaghettimonster.com\">D\u00e9u de l\u2019Esgl\u00e9sia del Pastafarisme<\/a>, una abreviaci\u00f3 de pasta i Rastafari.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/276FB89A-1533-48D3-A08F-A2EC26B7ED53.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1660\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/276FB89A-1533-48D3-A08F-A2EC26B7ED53-300x145.jpg?resize=300%2C145\" alt=\"276fb89a-1533-48d3-a08f-a2ec26b7ed53\" width=\"300\" height=\"145\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/276FB89A-1533-48D3-A08F-A2EC26B7ED53.jpg?resize=300%2C145&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/276FB89A-1533-48D3-A08F-A2EC26B7ED53.jpg?resize=768%2C371&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/276FB89A-1533-48D3-A08F-A2EC26B7ED53.jpg?resize=1024%2C495&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/276FB89A-1533-48D3-A08F-A2EC26B7ED53.jpg?resize=100%2C48&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/276FB89A-1533-48D3-A08F-A2EC26B7ED53.jpg?resize=150%2C72&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/276FB89A-1533-48D3-A08F-A2EC26B7ED53.jpg?resize=200%2C97&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/276FB89A-1533-48D3-A08F-A2EC26B7ED53.jpg?resize=450%2C217&amp;ssl=1 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/276FB89A-1533-48D3-A08F-A2EC26B7ED53.jpg?resize=600%2C290&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/276FB89A-1533-48D3-A08F-A2EC26B7ED53.jpg?resize=900%2C435&amp;ssl=1 900w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/276FB89A-1533-48D3-A08F-A2EC26B7ED53.jpg?w=1500&amp;ssl=1 1500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/276FB89A-1533-48D3-A08F-A2EC26B7ED53.jpg?w=2250&amp;ssl=1 2250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Aquesta esgl\u00e9sia, creada el 2005 per Bobby Henderson tenia com a objectiu, en el seu origen, protestar contra la decisi\u00f3 del Consell d\u2019Educaci\u00f3 de Kansas de permetre l\u2019ensenyament del disseny intel\u00b7ligent o creacionisme. El 2007 es va revocar el perm\u00eds per ensenyar el creacionisme.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Henderson va argumentar que les seves creences, a on defensava que el suprem creador de l\u2019univers, un monstre amb forma d\u2019espaguetis amb mandonguilles i un ap\u00e8ndix en forma de fideu o noodle, va canviant els resultats cient\u00edfics de les proves de Carboni 14 per despistar a la comunitat cient\u00edfica i argumentava que les seves creences tenien tanta base cient\u00edfica, o potser m\u00e9s, que les dels creacionistes.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>L\u2019\u00fanic dogma perm\u00e8s a l\u2019esgl\u00e9sia \u00e9s la negaci\u00f3 de tots els dogmes. El pastafarisme est\u00e0 reconegut com a religi\u00f3 als Pa\u00efsos Baixos i Nova Zelanda, a on els seus representants estan autoritzats a fer casaments (el primer es va fer el 16 d\u2019abril del 2016)<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>L\u2019emblema del FSM:<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/56721631-ED5C-4D58-AD92-84BE4A264D58.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1662\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/56721631-ED5C-4D58-AD92-84BE4A264D58.png?resize=220%2C147\" alt=\"56721631-ed5c-4d58-ad92-84be4a264d58\" width=\"220\" height=\"147\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/56721631-ED5C-4D58-AD92-84BE4A264D58.png?w=220&amp;ssl=1 220w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/56721631-ED5C-4D58-AD92-84BE4A264D58.png?resize=100%2C67&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/56721631-ED5C-4D58-AD92-84BE4A264D58.png?resize=150%2C100&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/56721631-ED5C-4D58-AD92-84BE4A264D58.png?resize=200%2C134&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica;\">A \u00c0ustria \u00e9s legal fer-se fotos pel perm\u00eds de conduir amb el barret dels pastafarians, un colador d\u2019espaguetis, en Niko Alm va ser l\u2019impulsor de la idea basat en el fet que a \u00c0ustria \u00e9s legal porta un barret a les fotos oficials si el portes per motius religiosos. Els motius no van ser confirmats per les autoritats\u00a0austr\u00edaques, per\u00f2 en Niko el porta. El 2013 tamb\u00e9 va ser adm\u00e8s a la Rep\u00fablica Txeca i a Texas. El 2014 un membre del Town Council de Nova York va prendre jurament amb un colador al cap. El 2015 a Massachusetss i el gener del 2016 a R\u00fasia.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/FFE1461D-81F0-4937-BAEE-0A8D9EC392A8.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1663\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/FFE1461D-81F0-4937-BAEE-0A8D9EC392A8.jpg?resize=220%2C330\" alt=\"ffe1461d-81f0-4937-baee-0a8d9ec392a8\" width=\"220\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/FFE1461D-81F0-4937-BAEE-0A8D9EC392A8.jpg?w=220&amp;ssl=1 220w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/FFE1461D-81F0-4937-BAEE-0A8D9EC392A8.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/FFE1461D-81F0-4937-BAEE-0A8D9EC392A8.jpg?resize=100%2C150&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/FFE1461D-81F0-4937-BAEE-0A8D9EC392A8.jpg?resize=150%2C225&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica;\">Si, com espero, voleu seguir aquesta fe, heu de llegir l\u2019<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster\">Evangeli del Monstre d\u2019Espaguetis Volador<\/a>, escrit per Henderson i publicat el 2006 a on explica el mite de la creaci\u00f3, els manaments, una guia per evangelitzar als descreguts i la hist\u00f2ria i la forma de viure dels pastafarians. A Amazon el podeu trobar en <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.es\/Gospel-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster\/dp\/0007231601\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1477130863&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=The+Gospel+of+the+Flying+Spaghetti+Monster\">versi\u00f3 Kindle i de paper<\/a>, 8,95 i 12,82 \u20ac respectivament, per\u00f2 jo, en contra de les meves creences lectores, penso que l\u2019evangeli s\u2019ha de comprar en versi\u00f3 paper.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/917CDA86-A6CA-4CAB-B3F3-5E22F963F524.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1661\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/917CDA86-A6CA-4CAB-B3F3-5E22F963F524.jpg?resize=200%2C225\" alt=\"917cda86-a6ca-4cab-b3f3-5e22f963f524\" width=\"200\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/917CDA86-A6CA-4CAB-B3F3-5E22F963F524.jpg?w=200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/917CDA86-A6CA-4CAB-B3F3-5E22F963F524.jpg?resize=100%2C113&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/917CDA86-A6CA-4CAB-B3F3-5E22F963F524.jpg?resize=150%2C169&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica;\">Hi podreu llegir la hist\u00f2ria de com el Capit\u00e0 Pirata Mosey va rebre 10 tauletes de pedra amb els manaments\u00a0\u2018I\u2019d Really Rather you Didn&#8217;ts\u2019 que serveixen perqu\u00e8 els fidels, si els segueixen, puguin arribar al cel a on trobaran, entre altres coses, una f\u00e0brica d\u2019strippers i un volc\u00e0 de cervesa (a l\u2019infern la cervesa est\u00e0 r\u00e0ncia i les strippers contagien malalties de transmissi\u00f3 sexual). Per desgr\u00e0cia, dues de les deu tauletes les va perdre el Capit\u00e0 Mosey quan baixava del Mont Salsa a on les havia rebut, i per aix\u00f2 sembla que els seguidors s\u00f3n una mica lleugers, moralment parlant.<\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica;\">Aix\u00f2 de fer apar\u00e8ixer pirates t\u00e9 a veure amb la teoria que va explicar a l\u2019escrit inicial que va fer arribar als membres del Consell d\u2019Educaci\u00f3 de Kansas, a on argumentava, per demostrar que la correlaci\u00f3 no implica causalitat, que l\u2019escalfament global, els terratr\u00e8mols, els huracans i altres desastres naturals s\u00f3n un efecte directe de la disminuci\u00f3 del nombre de pirates al m\u00f3n des del 1800, argument que acompanyava d\u2019un gr\u00e0fic que us adjunto:<\/span><\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/3AA88EDC-81B0-4843-9C3E-C5BCCB64CCB6.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1655\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/3AA88EDC-81B0-4843-9C3E-C5BCCB64CCB6.png?resize=250%2C157\" alt=\"3aa88edc-81b0-4843-9c3e-c5bccb64ccb6\" width=\"250\" height=\"157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/3AA88EDC-81B0-4843-9C3E-C5BCCB64CCB6.png?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/3AA88EDC-81B0-4843-9C3E-C5BCCB64CCB6.png?resize=100%2C63&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/3AA88EDC-81B0-4843-9C3E-C5BCCB64CCB6.png?resize=150%2C94&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/3AA88EDC-81B0-4843-9C3E-C5BCCB64CCB6.png?resize=200%2C126&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica; font-size: small;\">(no feu cas del desordre de l\u2019eix de les x, les abscisses)<\/span><\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><b>D\u2019on venim?<\/b><\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Com va dir Darwin, o potser era alg\u00fa altre, \u00e9s evident que l\u2019home ve del mono, o era de la patata?<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Aix\u00f2 \u00e9s una cosa que els creacionistes no tenen clar, per\u00f2 els de l\u2019acad\u00e8mia que, cada any des del 1985 ofereixen els premis \u2018<a href=\"http:\/\/www.darwinawards.com\">Darwin Awards<\/a>\u2019, ho defensen fins al punt que donen els premis a persones que han contribu\u00eft a l\u2019evoluci\u00f3 humana, \u00e9s a dir que la humanitat millora gen\u00e8ticament, quan ells mateixos s&#8217;escullen per fer-se de l&#8217;evoluci\u00f3 via la mort o l\u2019esterilitzaci\u00f3 causada pels seus propis actes.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/7A37C1D9-C7C6-4CCD-9550-CC6EB49E37A3.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1656\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/7A37C1D9-C7C6-4CCD-9550-CC6EB49E37A3.jpg?resize=303%2C400\" alt=\"7a37c1d9-c7c6-4ccd-9550-cc6eb49e37a3\" width=\"303\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/7A37C1D9-C7C6-4CCD-9550-CC6EB49E37A3.jpg?w=303&amp;ssl=1 303w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/7A37C1D9-C7C6-4CCD-9550-CC6EB49E37A3.jpg?resize=227%2C300&amp;ssl=1 227w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/7A37C1D9-C7C6-4CCD-9550-CC6EB49E37A3.jpg?resize=100%2C132&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/7A37C1D9-C7C6-4CCD-9550-CC6EB49E37A3.jpg?resize=150%2C198&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/7A37C1D9-C7C6-4CCD-9550-CC6EB49E37A3.jpg?resize=200%2C264&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/7A37C1D9-C7C6-4CCD-9550-CC6EB49E37A3.jpg?resize=300%2C396&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 303px) 100vw, 303px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Els requisits per guanyar el premi s\u00f3n:<\/div>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Impossibilitat de reproducci\u00f3<\/b>: \u2018el candidat ha d\u2019estar mort o ha d\u2019haver quedat est\u00e8ril&#8217;<\/li>\n<li><b>Excel\u00b7l\u00e8ncia<\/b>: \u2018falta de sensatesa manifesta&#8217;<\/li>\n<li><b>Auto selecci\u00f3<\/b>: \u2018la causa de la mort ha de ser produ\u00efda per un mateix&#8217;<\/li>\n<li><b>Maduresa<\/b>: \u2018la persona ha d\u2019estar sana mentalment&#8217;<\/li>\n<li><b>Veracitat<\/b>: \u2018els esdeveniments han de ser verificats&#8217;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>El candidat al premi \u00e9s desqualificat si ha provocat la mort de persones innocents que estiguessin a prop seu a l\u2019acte mereixedor del premi.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/9ED5BF3D-E526-450D-9169-FBB9912FB537.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1658\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/9ED5BF3D-E526-450D-9169-FBB9912FB537-300x221.jpg?resize=300%2C221\" alt=\"9ed5bf3d-e526-450d-9169-fbb9912fb537\" width=\"300\" height=\"221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/9ED5BF3D-E526-450D-9169-FBB9912FB537.jpg?resize=300%2C221&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/9ED5BF3D-E526-450D-9169-FBB9912FB537.jpg?resize=100%2C74&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/9ED5BF3D-E526-450D-9169-FBB9912FB537.jpg?resize=150%2C111&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/9ED5BF3D-E526-450D-9169-FBB9912FB537.jpg?resize=200%2C148&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/9ED5BF3D-E526-450D-9169-FBB9912FB537.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Us poso grans exemples perqu\u00e8 veieu que la humanitat millora amb l\u2019auto eliminaci\u00f3 dels guanyadors dels premis:<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>El guanyador del 2011 va ser el Sr. Phil Contos, un exmotorista que protestava en una sortida de motos i motoristes sense casc per defensar la llibertat d\u2019anar en moto amb el cap a l\u2019aire quan va frenar, va fer un cavallet, va saltar per sobre el manillar i es va aixafar el cap contra l\u2019asfalt.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>El 2014 van nominar a Leonad Tonui i Michael Shikuku, qui s\u2019estaven a Kenya fent-se una selfie amb un elefant salvatge i li van tocar la cara, l\u2019animal\u00f3 es va enfadar i els va atacar i matar. Us deixo un link amb m\u00e9s\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.darwinawards.com\/cgi\/search.pl?keywords=category%3Delephant&amp;swishindex=stories.data&amp;show_description=yes&amp;maxdisplay=10&amp;maxresults=50\">hist\u00f2ries d\u2019elefants<\/a>\u00a0dels premis.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>El 1994 van nominar Michael Anderson Godwin, un assass\u00ed al qui li van commutar la pena de mort per la de pres\u00f3 perpetua. Quan estava a la pres\u00f3, assegut a la tassa del v\u00e0ter, met\u00e0l\u00b7lica, se li va acudir posar-se a arreglar el seu televisor i quan va mossegar un cable es va electrocutar.<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>I no nom\u00e9s tenen casos actuals, el 1994 es van publicar els <a href=\"http:\/\/darwinawards.com\/darwin\/darwin1994-09.html\">Darwin hist\u00f2rics<\/a>, a on podeu trobar la hist\u00f2ria, certa segons moltes fonts, de Frederic I, emperador del Sacre Imperi Romanogerm\u00e0nic, que el segle XII va marxar a la 3a croada. A l\u2019estiu, despr\u00e9s de molts dies de travessar el desert de Turquia, l\u2019ex\u00e8rcit va arribar al Riu Saleph, ara \u00e9s el riu G\u00f6ksu, el rei estava ressec i tenia tanta set que no es va treure l\u2019armadura, va anar al riu a beure, va caure i es va ofegar perqu\u00e8 no podia amb el pes de la seva protecci\u00f3.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><b>A on anem?<\/b><\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Ara que ja sabem qui som i d\u2019on venim, heu de saber que anem a <a href=\"http:\/\/asgardia.space\/\">Asgardia<\/a> i que, com explica l\u2019Empar Moliner, \u00e9s la soluci\u00f3 definitiva per a la independ\u00e8ncia!<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Asgardia \u00e9s el projecte d\u2019Igor Asurbeyli, presentat el 12 d\u2019octubre del 2016 a Paris, de construir un pa\u00eds a l\u2019espai, global, unificador i humanitari, que, de moment, ser\u00e0 un sat\u00e8l\u00b7lit que es llen\u00e7ar\u00e0 el 2017-18 i, encara que els seus habitants, f\u00edsicament, viuran a la Terra, el seu domicili legal ser\u00e0 al sat\u00e8l\u00b7lit.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/39EAC847-8E87-4EF3-90BC-1B5F30E93E80.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1659\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/39EAC847-8E87-4EF3-90BC-1B5F30E93E80-300x84.jpg?resize=300%2C84\" alt=\"39eac847-8e87-4ef3-90bc-1b5f30e93e80\" width=\"300\" height=\"84\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/39EAC847-8E87-4EF3-90BC-1B5F30E93E80.jpg?resize=300%2C84&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/39EAC847-8E87-4EF3-90BC-1B5F30E93E80.jpg?resize=768%2C216&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/39EAC847-8E87-4EF3-90BC-1B5F30E93E80.jpg?resize=100%2C28&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/39EAC847-8E87-4EF3-90BC-1B5F30E93E80.jpg?resize=150%2C42&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/39EAC847-8E87-4EF3-90BC-1B5F30E93E80.jpg?resize=200%2C56&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/39EAC847-8E87-4EF3-90BC-1B5F30E93E80.jpg?resize=450%2C126&amp;ssl=1 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/39EAC847-8E87-4EF3-90BC-1B5F30E93E80.jpg?resize=600%2C169&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/39EAC847-8E87-4EF3-90BC-1B5F30E93E80.jpg?resize=900%2C253&amp;ssl=1 900w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/39EAC847-8E87-4EF3-90BC-1B5F30E93E80.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>En el moment d\u2019escriure aquest article ja tenien 487.000 ciutadans, cosa que el posava a la posici\u00f3 167 de tots els pa\u00efsos del m\u00f3n, per sobre de Malta.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>El projecte t\u00e9 uns <a href=\"http:\/\/asgardia.space\/concept\">principis b\u00e0sics<\/a> basats en tres pilars:<\/div>\n<ul>\n<li><b>filosofia<\/b>, el nom prov\u00e9 de la mitologia n\u00f2rdica, Asgard era una ciutat als cels, el pa\u00eds dels D\u00e9us. Asgardia \u00e9s una <b>naci\u00f3 completa i independent<\/b> i la seva base \u00e9s \u2018Pau a l\u2019espai\u2019.<\/li>\n<li><b>legalitat<\/b>, des de l\u2019inici i, especialment, quan Asgardia sigui reconeguda com a naci\u00f3 per l\u2019ONU, els seus esfor\u00e7os aniran cap a <b>protegir<\/b> les persones i els pa\u00efsos, especialment els pa\u00efsos en desenvolupament, de les amenaces de l\u2019espai aix\u00ed com utilitzar l\u2019espai per <b>produir nous productes<\/b>, serveis i recursos financers.<\/li>\n<li><b>cient\u00edfic\/t\u00e8cnic,<\/b> i defineixen el seu objectiu en tres paraules: <b>pau<\/b>, <b>acc\u00e9s<\/b> i <b>protecci\u00f3<\/b>. De l\u2019espai poden venir amenaces com tempestes solars, asteroides i cometes, escombraries humanes en \u00f2rbita, radiacions c\u00f2smiques, etc.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Ja ho sabeu, si voleu ser ciutadans d\u2019Asgardia, <a href=\"http:\/\/asgardia.space\/citizenship\">aqu\u00ed teniu el link<\/a>, perqu\u00e8 com explica l\u2019Empar, &#8216;ens hem de fer asgard\u00edcoles en massa \u2026 Si ens hi apuntem, tindrem un estat. I si tenim un estat i l\u2019ONU ens reconeix llavors nom\u00e9s caldr\u00e0 enviar Catalunya amb el nostre ex\u00e8rcit de robots, \u2026 ens rendirem immediatament a nosaltres mateixos.\u2019 \u00a0cosa que em recorda molt aquell acudit de declarar-li la guerra a Andorra i rendir-nos tan aviat facin el primer pas.<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/7AD429DC-2373-487B-BA40-0982098705C5.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1657\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/7AD429DC-2373-487B-BA40-0982098705C5.jpg?resize=160%2C160\" alt=\"7ad429dc-2373-487b-ba40-0982098705c5\" width=\"160\" height=\"160\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/7AD429DC-2373-487B-BA40-0982098705C5.jpg?w=160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/7AD429DC-2373-487B-BA40-0982098705C5.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/7AD429DC-2373-487B-BA40-0982098705C5.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 160px) 100vw, 160px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-top:0px;\t\r\npadding-right:0px;\r\npadding-bottom:0px;\r\npadding-left:0px;\r\nmargin-top:0px;\r\nmargin-right:0px;\r\nmargin-bottom:0px;\r\nmargin-left:0px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" \r\n\t\t\t\t        data-url=\"https:\/\/pensalla.cat\/?p=1654\" \r\n\t\t\t\t        data-via=\"jjofra\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-text=\"Qui som, d'on venim, a on anem?\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-related=\"\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-count=\"none\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-hashtags=\"\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-lang=\"autoLANGauto\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-counturl=\"pensalla.cat\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-size=\"medium\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-dnt=\"false\"\t> Tweet <\/a> <\/div>\r\n\t\t                <script>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    !function(d,s,id) {\r\n\t\t\t\t\t      var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\r\n\t\t\t\t\t      if(!d.getElementById(id)) {\r\n\t\t\t\t\t       js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);\r\n\t\t\t\t\t      }\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    }\r\n\t\t\t\t\t   (document,\"script\",\"twitter-wjs\");\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    <\/script>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tweet &nbsp; &nbsp; Avui farem honor al nom del programa, &#8220;Joan Jofra t\u2019ho resol&#8221;, i resoldrem, intern\u00e0uticament, \u00a0les tres preguntes que els homes sempre s\u2019han fet: qui som, d\u2019on venim, a on anem? 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