{"id":63,"date":"2014-09-13T06:00:23","date_gmt":"2014-09-13T05:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pensalla.cat\/?p=63"},"modified":"2014-12-30T21:26:28","modified_gmt":"2014-12-30T20:26:28","slug":"apps-excitants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pensalla.cat\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"Apps excitants"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-top:0px;\t\r\npadding-right:0px;\r\npadding-bottom:0px;\r\npadding-left:0px;\r\nmargin-top:0px;\r\nmargin-right:0px;\r\nmargin-bottom:0px;\r\nmargin-left:0px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" \r\n\t\t\t\t        data-url=\"https:\/\/pensalla.cat\/?p=63\" \r\n\t\t\t\t        data-via=\"jjofra\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-text=\"Apps excitants\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-related=\"\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-count=\"none\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-hashtags=\"\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-lang=\"autoLANGauto\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-counturl=\"pensalla.cat\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-size=\"medium\"\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    data-dnt=\"false\"\t> Tweet <\/a> <\/div>\r\n\t\t                <script>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    !function(d,s,id) {\r\n\t\t\t\t\t      var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\r\n\t\t\t\t\t      if(!d.getElementById(id)) {\r\n\t\t\t\t\t       js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);\r\n\t\t\t\t\t      }\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    }\r\n\t\t\t\t\t   (document,\"script\",\"twitter-wjs\");\r\n\t\t\t\t\t    <\/script><p><a href=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/105956845?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0&amp;color=ff9933\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-216 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/20140912-tv.png?resize=500%2C384\" alt=\"20140912 tv\" width=\"500\" height=\"384\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/20140912-apps-excitants.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-medium wp-image-64 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/20140912-apps-excitants-300x247.jpg?resize=300%2C247\" alt=\"20140912 apps excitants\" width=\"300\" height=\"247\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/20140912-apps-excitants.jpg?resize=300%2C247&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/20140912-apps-excitants.jpg?resize=100%2C82&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/20140912-apps-excitants.jpg?resize=150%2C123&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/20140912-apps-excitants.jpg?resize=200%2C165&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/20140912-apps-excitants.jpg?resize=450%2C370&amp;ssl=1 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/20140912-apps-excitants.jpg?w=463&amp;ssl=1 463w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Fa dies, potser setmanes, que estem tots excitats, aix\u00ed que avui parlarem d&#8217;aplicacions &#8216;excitants&#8217;. I no parlar\u00e9 de les aplicacions comercials com QuedemOnline.cat, GentcomTu.com i el m\u00edtic Meetic per a trobar parella o uns altres com Ashley Madison i Victoria Milan (pensades per a &#8216;enganyar la parella&#8217; o, com ells diuen, per a &#8216;aventures discretes&#8217; per a infidels), sin\u00f3 que vull explicar recursos per a passar-s&#8217;ho b\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/20140912-apps-excitants_nuvol.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-285\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pensalla.cat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/20140912-apps-excitants_nuvol.png?resize=750%2C358\" alt=\"20140912 apps excitants_nuvol\" width=\"750\" height=\"358\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Unes lli\u00e7ons d&#8217;entrada<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>En primer lloc cal parlar d&#8217;aplicacions per aprendre, perqu\u00e8 el saber no fa nosa: &#8216;Beso me baby&#8217; (molt famosa, per\u00f2 ja no disponible a la botiga Android, reprodu\u00efa sorolls de petons per a posar-los com a to de trucada);\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/hellokisses.com\/\">Hello Kisses<\/a>, una mica pujada de to, i\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/app\/kiss-me\/id302788149?mt=8\">Kiss me<\/a>, que t\u2019ensenya la manera de fer petons interactivament amb la pantalla de l&#8217;iPhone (recordeu de netejar-la abans de comen\u00e7ar la lli\u00e7\u00f3).<\/p>\n<p>Si busqueu coses m\u00e9s expl\u00edcites, el Kamasutra en les seves m\u00faltiples versions, escrit, dibuixat, fotografiat o en v\u00eddeo, a la botiga d&#8217;Apple solc cal posar la paraula clau &#8216;kamasutra&#8217; i us sortiran m\u00e9s apps que postures t\u00e9 el llibre. Per a Android proveu la versi\u00f3 gratu\u00efta de\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/apps\/details?id=com.lovekamasutra.ikamasutralite&amp;hl=ca\">iKamasutra Lite<\/a>. Per cert, a l&#8217;app veureu &#8216;mida = 30 m&#8217;: no us espanteu, no \u00e9s la mida que ara mateix penseu: el mateix iKamasutra Lite, a la botiga d\u2019Apple, el trobareu en versi\u00f3 iPhone i iPad, i ja veieu que la mida (de la pantalla) s\u00ed que importa!<\/p>\n<p>Penseu que si no sabeu com fer-ho, internet us ajuda a trobar les posicions sexuals adequades a la difer\u00e8ncia d&#8217;al\u00e7ada, el nivell d&#8217;energia, la mida del penis i la vostra flexibilitat.\u00a0Aneu a\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ivillage.com\/sex-positions-finder\">ac\u00ed<\/a>\u00a0i descobrireu que,\u00a0en el cas de no ser gaire flexibles (justet arribeu a cordar-vos les sabates), se us recomana la posici\u00f3 CAT (coital alignment technique).<\/p>\n<p>I encara m\u00e9s: &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ivillage.com\/oral-sex-step-step-guide-0\/4-a-283771?p=2\">Oral sex: a step-by-step guide<\/a>\u2019, no necessita traducci\u00f3, per\u00f2 per si de cas recordeu que Google t\u00e9 un bon traductor de l&#8217;angl\u00e8s al catal\u00e0.<\/p>\n<p><strong>A continuaci\u00f3, cal con\u00e8ixer gent<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ja hem fet el primer pas, aprendre. Ara hem de trobar companys.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gotinder.com\/\">Tinder<\/a>\u00a0\u00e9s la principal portal i crec que es difon tant per la seva simplicitat: es connecta a Facebook, et va proposant persones i decideixes si t&#8217;agrada o no. Aix\u00ed de simple. Al segon lloc,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/badoo.com\/\">Badoo<\/a>\u00a0(en catal\u00e0), tamb\u00e9 \u00e9s gratu\u00eft, per\u00f2 si et despistes intenta cobrar-te per posicionar-te m\u00e9s amunt a la llista de possibles candidats a parella.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.adoptauntio.es\/\">Adoptauntio<\/a>\u00a0\u00e9s una web on, com us podeu imaginar, les dones s\u00f3n les que manen i elegeixen parella posant homes en un carret de supermercat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grindr.com\/\">Grindr<\/a>\u00a0\u00e9s semblant, per\u00f2 per a la comunitat gai, i\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/es\/app\/brenda-encuentros-entre-lesbianas\/id444626766?mt=8\">Brenda<\/a>\u00a0per a lesbianes, per\u00f2 el m\u00e9s especialitzat \u00e9s\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.puffpuffchat.com\/\">PuffPuffChat<\/a>\u00a0per a fumadors de c\u00e0nnabis que estiguin col\u00b7locats: els agrupa per &#8216;nivell&#8217; de col\u00b7locaci\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>I, quan penseu que teniu parella, assegureu-vos que sou compatibles amb\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.helloquizzy.com\/tests\/pretty-damn-good-sexual-compatibility-test\">Pretty damn good sexual compatibilty test<\/a>: prepareu-vos a contestar quaranta preguntes per establir la compatibilitat entre persones.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Despr\u00e9s calen unes avaluacions<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Despr\u00e9s de posar en pr\u00e0ctica les lli\u00e7ons i con\u00e8ixer gent, cal avaluar la nostra &#8216;feina&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/app\/passion\/id290950846?mt=8\">Passion<\/a>\u00a0\u00e9s una app per a iOS que mesura que b\u00e9 que es fa el sexe i d\u00f3na una r\u00e0tio de 0 a 10. Posa en marxa el micr\u00f2fon, l\u2019acceler\u00f2metre, el giroscopi i m\u00e9s ginys del tel\u00e8fon mentre sou al llit (o en un altre lloc) i al final d\u00f3na una puntuaci\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Sexometer\u2019 fa m\u00e9s o menys al mateix, aix\u00ed que si no esteu conformes amb la puntuaci\u00f3 de &#8216;Passion&#8217; podeu intentar-ho amb aquesta app que, a m\u00e9s a m\u00e9s de puntuar-te, et d\u00f3na consells, et permet posar notes escrites de la feina, posar el lloc i, si pagueu una mica, us posar\u00e0 els resultats a Facebook i tot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I, finalment, explicar-ho<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ja sabeu que si no ho podeu explicar als vostres amics o amigues no t\u00e9 gr\u00e0cia, aix\u00ed que a\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/mispicaderos.net\/\">Mispicaderos<\/a>\u00a0hi ha m\u00e9s de deu mil llocs p\u00fablics que la gent ha fet servir per tenir sexe. 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